I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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