I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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