dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
