normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
found the other keg... it's in the tree
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Omg I joined a choir last night...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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