office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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