She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
