hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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