Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
we should paint friendship bongs
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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