Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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