I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im holly from the hills drunk
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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