Your dad touched me again.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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