Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize