problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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