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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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