well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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