I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
nutella sex= disaster
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize
