Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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