South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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