Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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