Fuck appropriateness.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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