When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I would ride that face into the sunset
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