so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
2020 sucks, I want a refund
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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