uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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