just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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