I wish I only lived at night.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
do herpes really smell.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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