and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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