I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I woke up under a house in Key West
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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