I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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