Its about making memories worth repressing
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
and she was petting her beer can
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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