Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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