Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Randomize
