You surviving the open bar?
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i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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