I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
