Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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