i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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