Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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