So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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