My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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