What a fucking waste of an outfit
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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