i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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