how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Barsexuality is the new black.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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