I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you win again, gameday.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize
