I only kidnapped one of them. chill
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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