Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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