what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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