belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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