Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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