I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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