I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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