I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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