Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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