Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
