Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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