I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
